She's got a face like a drunken dirty-diapered monkey had sex with a wet pancake. Skevotz.
Word on the street is that she done married my husband Enrique. Here is a letter to you, Enrique. It says it all.
Dear husband #287,
Why Enrique?! Do you like wet pancakes and poopy-filled diapers? You are a HOT, HOT man with a killer voice, but your taste is questionable. Again, for lack of a more fitting word, skevotz.